Masticate

I love to masticate. I masticate at least three times a day (sometimes more.) I masticate in private, but it is more fun to masticate in public. I like to sit with friends and family and masticate together. I'm a masticator -  are you? Don't lie. Everyone masticates.

FYI: Masticate = To grind or crush food with or as if with the teeth. To chew.  (Not what you thought? You dirty bird.)