Pet Peeves

Some of my Pet Peeves:

People who reply to a post without having read the whole post or any of the comments and asking a question that has been answered many times previously - both in the original post and in other comments.

(If you took a half of a second longer to read the whole post then you wouldn’t look so dumb to everyone else reading the post.)

People who reply the following to a post: “If I lived closer I would help” or “I would recommend someone, but I don’t live in your town.”

(If you lived closer I would be forced to move because you are clearly not that intelligent.)

People who post things like: “I’m looking for a reliable……”, “I’m looking for an honest……..”

(I thought you were looking for an unreliable and dishonest company or person so can’t recommend anyone for you.)

People who say: “I’m ….. years young.”

(We get it – you’re old and trying to hide it.)

People who send you a photo and then get upset when you repost it.

(If you don’t want something reposted you should specifically tell the person.)

 People who “collect hundreds or thousands of Friends on Social Media and act as though they know and interact with all of them.

(Except for some Relatives in Canada, France, the UK, Spain and Poland all my Social Media Friends on all my Accounts are people I have met in-person and try to stay in contact with.)

People who believe a sarcastic post is real.

(While my dog isn’t a great chef he does do a mean burger. I should know I won the 2003 Sarcasm World Championship in Barcelona.)

People who don’t know or are too lazy to use the correct grammar.

(My Laptop, I-Phone and I-Pad screens are full of red marker fixing their mistakes.)

 People who make Pet Peeves’ Lists.

(Bazinga!)