Saturday, May 14, 2022

23 Veteran Things

From AFT:

“23 things veterans may carry for life”

In the back of every veteran’s closet, you’re likely to find some old uniforms, dusty caps, a stack of medical, training, and discharge records... maybe a few ribbons or medals. But these are just a few of the typical things that separated or retired service members keep with them. Other things, they’re stuck with forever. So we compiled a list of the more non-traditional things that veterans carry for life.

An incessant need to roll socks

Bad knees

The misguided idea that ibuprofen and fresh socks will cure any ailment

Tinnitis. ZNNNNNNNNNG.

The ability to sleep anywhere

The plight of not being able to sleep at all

Old combat boots. They’re great for mowing the lawn or a trip to Home Depot.

Fear of tape tests

Issues with authority figures

Back pain

T-shirts from strange events and places they don’t remember going

A woobie that has seen better days.

A swearing problem that is FUBAR

A love/hate relationship with acronyms

Total disdain for PowerPoint

Scars from barracks shenanigans gone awry

A few ugly divorces

A truck they bought after gaining some sense and selling that Camaro they financed at 27% APR

Some weird strip club stories

Sleep apnea

Bad tattoos that seemed like a really good idea at the time

Boxy brown t-shirts that somehow have sweat stains in a different, more gross shade of brown

A deeply stained, never-before-washed coffee mug that they tell everyone is “seasoned”

^ I have never been in the Military and so am not a Veteran, but my Grandfather, Great-Uncles and Father were/are Veterans and I have seen some of these things in them. ^

https://www.airforcetimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2022/05/12/23-things-veterans-may-carry-for-life/

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