US
Funny Laws:
1.)
Alabama:
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It is illegal to dress up as a priest, nun,
minister, rabbi or other member of the clergy on Halloween those that do will
be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished by a fine
not exceeding $500.00 or confinement in the county jail for not more than one
year, or by both such fine and imprisonment.
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It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that
causes laughter in church.
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It is illegal to marry any animal that is not
already a relation.
2.)
Alaska:
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It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while
they are moose hunting.
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It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic
beverages to a moose.
3.)
Arizona:
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You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs
on.
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It is illegal to eat grass from any area where
sheep or cows are grazing.
4.)
Arkansas:
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Atheists are disqualified from holding office or
testifying as witness.
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It is illegal to call a child Zabradacka.
5.)
California:
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In San Francisco, it is illegal to store your
own stuff in your own garage with a fine of $500.
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Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex
without a permit.
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No more than 6 people are allowed to stay in a
hotel room where payment has been paid for just 1 person.
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If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a
water gun is prohibited.
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It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a
hunting license.
6.)
Colorado:
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Snowball fights are illegal.
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It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.
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It is against the law for children over the age
of eight to wet the bed.
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Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
7.)
Connecticut:
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There is a fine of $1 if you frown in public.
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It is against the law to see a UFO.
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You may not educate dogs.
8.)
Delaware:
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Animals are banned from mating publicly within
1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
9.)
Florida:
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Pick up trucks are not allowed to be visible
after 7:00 pm.
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Fiddlers and stay at home dads are considered
vagrants.
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It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday
after 6:00 P.M.
10.) Georgia:
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Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.
11.) Hawaii:
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By law, twins must not work for the same company.
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A law dating to 1418 makes it illegal to sink
the islands.
12.) Idaho:
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In Pocatello, it is illegal not to smile in
public.
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Snakes are banned from biting humans on a Sunday
– except when it’s snowing.
13.) Illinois:
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Animals can be sent to jail (a monkey once spent
5 days in jail for shoplifting.)
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Basketball hoops may not be installed on a
driveway.
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It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
14.) Indiana:
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The singing of any Bob Dylan song in a public
place is a criminal offense.
15.) Iowa:
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One must obtain written permission from the City
Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.
16.) Kansas:
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One can be sent to jail for up to a year for
making lewd comments over the telephone.
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No one may scream at a haunted house.
17.) Kentucky:
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By law, , anyone who has been drinking is
“sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.
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It is against the law to shoot off a policeman’s
tie.
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It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in
your pocket.
18.) Louisiana:
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The use of cash has been outlawed (for those who
buy or sell secondhand goods.)
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You may not ride a bike without any hands.
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Communism is against the law.
19.) Maine:
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It is illegal to bite a landlord under any
circumstances.
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Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
20.) Maryland:
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Kisses longer than one second are illegal.
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It is illegal to mistreat oysters.
21.) Massachusetts:
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Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in
ambulances.
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It is illegal to read books or newspapers after
8 p.m. in the streets.
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It is unlawful to water your lawn when it is
raining.
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It’s illegal to rummage through trash cans.
22.) Michigan:
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It’s illegal to idle your car in your own
driveway.
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Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
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It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as
parakeets.
23.) Minnesota:
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Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone
poles.
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Animals may not sleep in bakeries.
24.) Mississippi:
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You may not walk a dog without dressing it in
diapers.
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You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.
25.) Missouri:
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1,000 hours of training is required to braid
hair.
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Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
26.) Montana:
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It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks
with a revolving water sprinkler.
27.) Nebraska:
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Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between
7am and noon.
28.) Nevada:
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It’s against the law to pawn your dentures.
29.) New
Hampshire:
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It is illegal to clean up the national forest
without a permit (if a person caught raking the beaches, picking up litter,
hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things
without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest
without a permit”.)
30.) New
Jersey:
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County jails aren’t allowed to spend more than
50 cents per day on prisoners.
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People may not slurp their soup.
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Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
31.) New
Mexico:
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It’s legal to gamble on bicycle races, but not
ostrich or camel racing.
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It is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and
pull potential customers into their cabs.
32.) New
York:
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It’s illegal to have a puppet show in your window
and a violation can land you in jail for 30 days.
33.) North Carolina:
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Sex outside of marriage is forbidden.
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It is against the law for children under seven
years of age to go to college.
34.) North
Dakota:
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Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs.
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All bathtubs must be kept in the backyard.
35.) Ohio:
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It is illegal to have a bathtub in a private home.
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It is illegal to spit in a salad bar.
36.) Oklahoma:
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The limit on kisses is three minutes.
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Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in
order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
37.) Oregon:
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A dead person cannot be required to serve on a
jury.
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No more than two people may share a single
drink.
38.) Pennsylvania:
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You can’t sit down while watering your lawn with
a hose.
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It is illegal to put pretzels in bags.
39.) Rhode
Island:
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Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex
and will be fined $10.
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You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
the same customer on a Sunday.
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No one may bite off another’s leg.
40.) South
Carolina:
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It is illegal to shine a flashlight on a sea
turtle.
41.) South
Dakota:
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It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to
renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him.
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It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a
cheese factory.
42.) Tennessee:
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All persons riding scooters must ride in single
file.
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No person may roller skate and listen to a radio
at the same time.
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Males s may not be sexually aroused in public.
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No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
43.) Texas:
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An invitation from a third party trumps a
restraining order.
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It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long
as they have someone with them who isn’t blind.
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It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
44.) Utah:
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Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure
headaches.
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Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
45.) Vermont:
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It is illegal to paint a horse.
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It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
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Whistling underwater is illegal.
46.) Virginia:
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Swearing at someone over the phone is punishable
by a $100 fine.
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It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
47.) Washington:
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Fake wrestling is illegal.
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You need a license to sell condoms.
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Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental
permission to throw a tear gas canister.
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It’s illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock
at it.
48.) West
Virginia:
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Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under
anesthesia unless a third person is present.
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No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes
or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
49.) Wisconsin:
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Throwing snowballs is illegal with a $50 fine.
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You are allowed to marry your house.
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Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.
50.) Wyoming:
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Skiing under the influence of alcohol is
prohibited.
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It is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent
of making it unrecognizable to its owner.
51.) Washington
DC:
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One may not whistle in the bathroom.
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One may not take photographs for more than 5
minutes in a public location.
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Santa Claus may not be used to sell alcohol.
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