Election Calls

Tuesday's Elections can't come soon enough. I'm sick and tired of getting fliers in the mail, people at my town (yes even on my mountain) and countless phone calls.

Sometimes, I do answer the phone when some Candidate, Party or Group calls and once I learn what they support I like to mess with them and say I support the complete opposite (of course I believe the Earth is flat and that at this rate the world will be run by evil Care Bears supported by big Pharma and Russian Trolls.)