Elf Abuse

I have received a lot of complaints about the following post from earlier today:

"Opening a door on an Advent Calendar early is as sacrilegious as kicking an elf in the teeth. The more you know...."

I deeply regret if I offended you for making light of elf abuse. I do not condone violence against an elf in any way. There is no higher crime than human-on-elf abuse. We all know from watching the news that elf-on-elf abuse has become an epidemic across the world and yet we do little to nothing to stop it. This holiday season I stand in solidarity with the victims of elf abuse and their families. I believe we need to create more awareness especially on the plight of elf children who suffer the most.

But most of all I regret that there are people in this world who are so sensitive and clearly have no life that they defend the rights of a mythical creature.