You might be a Taliban if......
1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but think pork is "unclean."
5.You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
10.You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
^ I got this in an e-mail and thought it was pretty funny so am passing it along. ^
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