Sunday, December 14, 2014

Behaving Russian

From MT:
"Don't Shout, Don't Push, Eat Blini: Russian Orthodox Church's Manual for Migrants"

Don't speak too loudly in public. Don't wave your arms and hands on public transportation. And don't push. These are just a few of the helpful hints the Russian Orthodox Church is offering foreign migrant workers, according to media reports. The recommendations are included in a textbook that the Church published to help migrants — most of whom come from former Soviet republics in Central Asia and the South Caucasus — pass the Russian language, history and civics exam required under legislation that goes into effect on Jan. 1, 2015. Titled "Russian Language, History and the Foundations of Russian Law," the textbook contains material instructing migrants on "how to behave in public and how to resolve conflicts with the native population," the pro-Kremlin daily Izvestia reports.  On public transportation, "the most important rules are: Don't talk loudly, don't wave your hands, and don't push," Izvestia writes, describing the textbook.  And in the event of a conflict, do not "threaten or use force." Instead, "resolve conflicts peacefully through the use of dialogue, or else people will come to see you as an enemy with whom it is necessary not to speak, but to fight."
And keep the music down! "Loud music and noisy groups are bad because they stop other people working and relaxing," the textbook advises, according to Izvestia. The book also warns migrants to be chivalrous toward women: "In Russia, there are many unhappy families and single women because many men die early or perish in wars and conflicts. But Russian women regard themselves highly and require respect. If someone offends them, then their male relatives and the state will defend them." The textbook was edited by Russian Orthodox Church spokesman Vsevolod Chaplin, who made headlines this week when he argued that an art installation of the "Eye of Sauron" advertising the upcoming film in "The Hobbit" series was a "demonic symbol."  Chaplin told Izvestia that the textbook was necessary because it is "important that foreigners understand Russians."
In addition to all the advice on etiquette, the textbook also offers a culinary crash course in which it recommends migrants sample pancakes with "meat, farmer's cheese, jam, caviar and salted fish" during their stay. It itemizes the ingredients that go into Russian dishes like the soups "okroshka" and "shchi." It lists borshch, kvas (a fermented beverage) and kasha (porridge) as national dishes.
The first 1,700 copies of the textbook have already been distributed to civic organizations working with migrants and to centers that are preparing them to pass the language, history and civics exam.
Migrants who pass the exam will be given a certificate necessary to obtain a work permit.
The Orthodox Church's attempts to teach etiquette to migrants is reminiscent of the "Muscovite Guide," a pamphlet Moscow authorities issued in 2010 informing foreigners how to behave in the Russian capital. Russia's Federal Migration Service estimates that about 12.4 million migrant laborers entered the country last year.

^ I thought this was a joke when I first read it. A Russian who doesn't push to get on public transportation?  I've never met one. In Yaroslavl the trolley-buses and trams were jammed packed (especially during the winter when they were always late. I had old women pushing and shoving to get on and off. Then there are the conductors on them (mostly women) who go from one side of the car to the other and they don't go gracefully. I also laughed at the part about Russian women. It's true that they act and dress like "traditional" women (ie dresses, skirts, high heels) but that's really because they never had the Women's Lib Movement that the rest of the world had in the 1960s. While American women were marching for their rights Soviet/Russian women were busy standing in lines for everything. I would really like to see a real copy of this pamphlet so I could see more on how to "act" like a Russian. I do have a book I bought in Russia  (in Russian) called "Those Strange Russians" (they have one for Americans, Germans, etc.) and it was pretty accurate about the stereotypes and why Russians originally did those things. ^

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/don-t-shout-don-t-push-eat-blini-russian-orthodox-church-s-manual-for-migrants/513232.html
 

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