US Funny Laws

                                US Funny Laws:

1.)    Alabama:

-          It is illegal to dress up as a priest, nun, minister, rabbi or other member of the clergy on Halloween those that do will be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $500.00 or confinement in the county jail for not more than one year, or by both such fine and imprisonment.

-          It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

-          It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.

2.)    Alaska:

-          It is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.

-          It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

3.)    Arizona:

-          You can’t walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

-          It is illegal to eat grass from any area where sheep or cows are grazing.

4.)    Arkansas:

-          Atheists are disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness.

-          It is illegal to call a child Zabradacka.

5.)    California:

-          In San Francisco, it is illegal to store your own stuff in your own garage with a fine of $500.

-          Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

-          No more than 6 people are allowed to stay in a hotel room where payment has been paid for just 1 person.

-          If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.

-          It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.

6.)    Colorado:

-          Snowball fights are illegal.

-          It is unlawful to walk under a ladder.

-          It is against the law for children over the age of eight to wet the bed.

-          Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

7.)    Connecticut:

-          There is a fine of $1 if you frown in public.

-          It is against the law to see a UFO.

-          You may not educate dogs.

8.)    Delaware:

-          Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

9.)    Florida:

-          Pick up trucks are not allowed to be visible after 7:00 pm.

-          Fiddlers and stay at home dads are considered vagrants.

-          It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

10.) Georgia:

-          Cars may not be driven through playgrounds.

11.) Hawaii:

-          By law, twins must not work for the same company.

-          A law dating to 1418 makes it illegal to sink the islands.

12.)  Idaho:

-          In Pocatello, it is illegal not to smile in public.

-          Snakes are banned from biting humans on a Sunday – except when it’s snowing.

13.) Illinois:

-          Animals can be sent to jail (a monkey once spent 5 days in jail for shoplifting.)

-          Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.

-          It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

14.) Indiana:

-          The singing of any Bob Dylan song in a public place is a criminal offense.

15.)  Iowa:

-          One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks onto a highway.

16.) Kansas:

-          One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

-          No one may scream at a haunted house.

17.) Kentucky:

-          By law, , anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

-          It is against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.

-          It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

18.)  Louisiana:

-          The use of cash has been outlawed (for those who buy or sell secondhand goods.)

-          You may not ride a bike without any hands.

-          Communism is against the law.

19.) Maine:

-          It is illegal to bite a landlord under any circumstances.

-          Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

20.) Maryland:

-          Kisses longer than one second are illegal.

-          It is illegal to mistreat oysters.

21.) Massachusetts:

-          Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances.

-          It is illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p.m. in the streets.

-          It is unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining.

-          It’s illegal to rummage through trash cans.

22.) Michigan:

-          It’s illegal to idle your car in your own driveway.

-          Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

-          It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

23.) Minnesota:

-          Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.

-          Animals may not sleep in bakeries.

24.) Mississippi:

-          You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.

-          You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.

25.) Missouri:

-          1,000 hours of training is required to braid hair.

-          Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

26.) Montana:

-          It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

27.) Nebraska:

-          Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and noon.

28.) Nevada:

-          It’s against the law to pawn your dentures.

29.) New Hampshire:

-          It is illegal to clean up the national forest without a permit (if a person caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.)

30.) New Jersey:

-          County jails aren’t allowed to spend more than 50 cents per day on prisoners.

-          People may not slurp their soup.

-          Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.

31.) New Mexico:

-          It’s legal to gamble on bicycle races, but not ostrich or camel racing.

-          It is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs.

32.) New York:

-          It’s illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in jail for 30 days.

33.)  North Carolina:

-          Sex outside of marriage is forbidden.

-          It is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college.

34.) North Dakota:

-          Horses are prohibited from sleeping in bathtubs.

-          All bathtubs must be kept in the backyard.

35.) Ohio:

-          It is illegal to have a bathtub in a private home.

-          It is illegal to spit in a salad bar.

36.) Oklahoma:

-          The limit on kisses is three minutes.

-          Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

37.) Oregon:

-          A dead person cannot be required to serve on a jury.

-          No more than two people may share a single drink.

38.)  Pennsylvania:

-          You can’t sit down while watering your lawn with a hose.

-          It is illegal to put pretzels in bags.

39.) Rhode Island:

-          Unmarried people are prohibited from having sex and will be fined $10.

-          You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

-          No one may bite off another’s leg.

40.) South Carolina:

-          It is illegal to shine a flashlight on a sea turtle.

41.) South Dakota:

-          It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him.

-          It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

42.) Tennessee:

-          All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.

-          No person may roller skate and listen to a radio at the same time.

-          Males s may not be sexually aroused in public.

-          No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.

43.) Texas:

-          An invitation from a third party trumps a restraining order.

-          It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn’t blind.

-          It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

44.) Utah:

-          Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

-          Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

45.) Vermont:

-          It is illegal to paint a horse.

-          It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

-          Whistling underwater is illegal.

46.) Virginia:

-          Swearing at someone over the phone is punishable by a $100 fine.

-          It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

47.) Washington:

-          Fake wrestling is illegal.

-          You need a license to sell condoms.

-          Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister.

-          It’s illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

48.) West Virginia:

-          Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.

-          No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

49.) Wisconsin:

-          Throwing snowballs is illegal with a $50 fine.

-          You are allowed to marry your house.

-          Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.

50.) Wyoming:

-          Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.

-          It is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner.

51.) Washington DC:

-          One may not whistle in the bathroom.

-          One may not take photographs for more than 5 minutes in a public location.

-          Santa Claus may not be used to sell alcohol.

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